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This trip was the best and the worst combined... Kinda. It was a little bit scary too.

Ok. We started the trip at 4:30 in the morning the Monday after Easter. Believe me, I was not happy... I was more like a zombie. We got the bus driver Ray, who didn't talk and he was kinda scary... homocidal scary. We stopped in Ohio and it was really fun. I think we stopped at a gas station, but I don't remember. We also stopped in Indianna. There were REALLY cute guys there. Its sad, most people checkedo out the scenery, I checked out the guys. We stopped somewhere else too, I think. We stopped in Pennsylvania for dinner at McDonald's, a place all of us were sick of by the end of the trip. In Pennsylvania we got Crazy Jim the bus driver. He rocked. I think he had a thing for our tour guide, Hopi. Anyways, that night we got to the hotel and got our rooms. I was going to sleep on the floor, but I shut my eyes and saw mice and ########### so I took a bed instead. The next day we met Hopi who was not an Indian eventhough her name sounds like it. We saw a bunch of boring stuff. We went to Arlington National Cemetery and saw the Eternal Flame go out. It was kind of scary and not so eternal. We saw the changing of the guards, and by the end of it all our pants were soaking in mud and water. WE went to some other boring stuff. The next day, I did the famous throwing up where the President is inaugerated at the capital stunt. I was offered an aambulance! Score! I didn't get one though and I really regret it. I got the security guard bathroom instead, which was really clean. I think this is the day I got the best belt in the world. It is pink and has lobsters on it. I am in love with it. That night we saw all the memorials. Thursday we went to the Holocaust museum, which was really cool. We also saw the White House. There was a crazy lady there who was against nuclear war and she was just a bit too involved if you ask me.. THere was also a guy who told me he was Jesus. We left after seeing the National Archives. WE went through Maryland and Pennsylvania. We stopped in Pennsylvania for dinner at McDonald's again. We also got our new bus driver in Pennsylvania. We got Scary Harry. His real name was Ralph, but he never told us that. I named him Harry because, as you might guess, he was just a mess of grey hair and a beard with scary blue eyes. He looked even more homocidal than the other guy. Scary Harry didn't know how to stop the bus either. Everytime we stopped, the bus jerked and I woke up. I slept almost the entire time and Katie thought I died. She took it well, too well. She was laughing and going, "Emily's been asleep the whole time and I think shes actually dead." Thanks for the concern Katie!! :) lol. Thats about it...

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