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All of these could get you put in a nuthouse if a random person heard them...

  • Put your pants on!
  • Hey look, a guy in a bunny suit.
  • It's like a party but it's better than a party!
  • It's part tea, the rest is sugar.
  • Yo yo jo jo!
  • Marmots rule!
  • Goat!!!
  • I'm sacred :)
  • Yo yo jo jo sista j! (i thought u were talking about sista rita!! u kno... sista rita jadin!)
  • Where's a fake moustache when you need one?
  • duck...... duck..... chicken..... pigmey marmoset.... lol.
  • Quote from sister rita: If you don't learn the order of operations, you'll be driving on a steep and twisting mountain and not read the road signs and drive off the end and die!!
  • You want HHHHOOOOOTTT or no HHOOOOOTTTTT? -quote from a Chinese man..
  • Bye Bill!
  • Die quieter.
  • Every four years.....
  • Gee.. I wish I was a man..
  • Where's my child support?
  • Only a dollar
  • Formatting...
  • I have voices.
  • I can twist in ways you've never seen,
  • I'm only semi-retarded!
  • I'm trying to be lame! Hello!!
  • Running with the salsa.
  • Giiiirrrrrl! I gotta get me some of those!

I know I've forgotten some inside stuff, so e-mail me!!